Isn't That Random?

I will say Food Trucks are my jam. The Triangle ha...

2012-05-27T11:31:46.995-04:00

I will say Food Trucks are my jam. The Triangle has a few that are quite remarkable. Only Burger (@onlyburger on the twitters) is a great hamburger.

I must say the spelling of "fuchsia" is ...

2012-05-17T22:29:04.128-04:00

I must say the spelling of "fuchsia" is kind of racy. Kidney punch accepted.

Fuchsia. Definitely had to look up the spelling. A...

2012-05-12T19:22:25.543-04:00

Fuchsia. Definitely had to look up the spelling. And when I did, decided I didn't like the color.

...remind me to punch you in the kidney the next time I see you.

"Not that animal stick skills aren't impr...

2012-04-26T18:21:24.608-04:00

"Not that animal stick skills aren't impressive."

I think that when we are subjugated by our new monkey overlords, we will look back on this stick-skill observation and shudder. 'It was there all along!'

12$ wash and vac in hialeah fl buddy! Go get yours...

2012-02-04T10:02:57.639-05:00

12$ wash and vac in hialeah fl buddy! Go get yourself a sandwich from jimmy johns hold the cheese and bread.

Yeah, but there was more than one Caesar, right? ...

2012-01-22T21:15:43.657-05:00

Yeah, but there was more than one Caesar, right?

Either way Portmanteaus, if you want an accurate account of history, you are reading the wrong blog, friend. ;)

Sorry, but Caesar was actually a teetotaler.

2012-01-20T22:29:08.423-05:00

Sorry, but Caesar was actually a teetotaler.

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2012-01-12T02:16:39.067-05:00

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Haha! You know me well, old friend!

2012-01-08T13:54:45.825-05:00

Haha! You know me well, old friend!

Also, Carson, you are the messiest eater I have ev...

2012-01-07T10:29:54.140-05:00

Also, Carson, you are the messiest eater I have ever witnessed (e.g., Bunker Hill chili), save children under the age of three. Watching you eat brekkie in bed would be disastrous.

I'm so glad someone, certainly you, has taken ...

2012-01-06T07:12:12.074-05:00

I'm so glad someone, certainly you, has taken these crass crab-shacks to task. As someone who loves crab, I still have to refuse these tacky abhorrences my patronage.

Unless you love the feel of grapes smooshed betwee...

2011-12-08T22:14:34.319-05:00

Unless you love the feel of grapes smooshed between your toes next day ...Don't put grapes out for good luck on new years. intoxicated people love throwing them at each other from across the room.

So true, Ben!

2011-12-08T13:28:48.306-05:00

So true, Ben!

Carson, of course I have an an an anxiety attack e...

2011-11-20T22:01:28.137-05:00

Carson, of course I have an an an anxiety attack every time the bell rings bc of the psychotic beasts in my home. I need to make my own sign...

It's good to see other folks have doorbell awa...

2011-11-17T19:50:04.199-05:00

It's good to see other folks have doorbell awareness/issues!

We have a sign for the same reason you stated abov...

2011-11-16T21:21:32.724-05:00

We have a sign for the same reason you stated above. It did not however stop the neighbor kids from doing a ring & run. I've never seen Michael run so fast. Those kids had no idea what they were getting themselves into!

For some reason, NFL sportscasters stand out as pa...

2011-11-15T19:20:11.264-05:00

For some reason, NFL sportscasters stand out as particularly heinous abusers of "literally." Many examples turn out to be criminal endeavors, and they should be read in the voice of Cris Collinsworth:

E.g. -

"Tom Brady is literally setting this stadium on fire right now." [arson, criminal destruction of property, possible act of terrorism]

"Urlacher literally took McNabb's head off on that play" [homicide]

"The Detroit defense literally ate Jay Cutler alive right there" [homicide, cannibalism]

I'm a five-knock man. Five knocks, every time,...

2011-11-15T18:01:09.920-05:00

I'm a five-knock man. Five knocks, every time, no more, no less. And if you have a brass knocker a la A Christmas Carol [see my blog: http://tinyurl.com/dxg96aa], I'm all about a door knocker.

Which is to say I don't do doorbells.

Carson, the funny thing is that in the north peopl...

2011-10-30T15:20:40.295-04:00

Carson, the funny thing is that in the north people would have NO problem not speaking, or even looking, at each on an elevator. It's only here in the friendly south that we would do this. As a matter of fact in the North if you DID speak to someone you'd probably get a mean look of disgust. This is one of the reasons I moved back south. You know me... I'm someone's nightmare on an elevator. But I'd probably get some interesting tidbits from them!! :)

Your response shows you are actually far dumber th...

2011-10-23T19:43:58.787-04:00

Your response shows you are actually far dumber than a sack of rocks. Good Lord.

I think about elevator interactions a lot, so I ap...

2011-10-21T23:55:29.443-04:00

I think about elevator interactions a lot, so I appreciated this post. Floors 2, 3, 5, and 7 will never be the same for me. Prime.

A dudong? A water bear? I'm gonna have to look...

2011-09-06T12:33:54.264-04:00

A dudong? A water bear? I'm gonna have to look those up. I mean, I believe you Markus. I'm just beary intrigued. I meant very intrigued. Ummm, no I didn't, I planned that pun from the beginning. Okay, to the dudong.

The honey badger, dudongs, praying mantis, water b...

2011-08-31T19:17:20.494-04:00

The honey badger, dudongs, praying mantis, water bears

sanian #captcha

2011-07-27T23:11:47.975-04:00

sanian #captcha

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2011-07-27T23:11:23.431-04:00

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